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Ben Milne's avatar

I lolled at that

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Daniel L King's avatar

Your self-aware piece today illustrates how there's no real escape from quotidian human limitations anywhere! Not in Austin, nor Berkeley, nor Seattle, not even in the beautiful countryside around Christchurch!

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Dan Keane's avatar

Hello my fellow Dan! Too true. Definitely not in Austin, I was born there & have family there & have haunted the place unsuccessfully for years. ChCh feels like Dallas to me, though with scenery from another world altogether! My other Kiwi dream is Lyttelton

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tracie's avatar

Day-um Dan!

This is sweet.

A lyric poem to wanderlust, and a desire for simple comfort - food, safe housing, a future for your children.

I’ll re-read it and probably drop another note later, but wanted to thank you for this start to my day.

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Dan Keane's avatar

Hi tracie!! Aw, thanks so much! You get it. Comfort, survival, home. What a lovely mess. Have a beautiful Friday out there!

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Joe Horton's avatar

This one is a beauty, Dan.

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Dan Keane's avatar

Joe!!! Thanks, man! How the hell are ya? Love from NZ!!!

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Kaila Krayewski's avatar

Hell of an article, Dan. You capture the overzealousness of expat life very well, as well as the slow exhaustion that accompanies that. So well done!

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Dan Keane's avatar

Hi Kaila! So glad you dig it. You know all of this! I've been thinking of your stories of Kho Phangan--the party years sliding slowly into another chapter, and then another, with the beginnings and endings never very clearly marked at the time. Good luck on your new chapter in Valencia!

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Kaila Krayewski's avatar

Indeed, that is the story I've been living! Soooo looking forward to the next one :)

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Brad Weekly's avatar

Saudade? Had to look that up. Great word. Immigrant, ex-pat, dual citizen, its all a blur and soon me and my family will be all three. We have feet in both countries - but the tether to USA is frayed, man. If not for relatives I'm not sure we would even visit. And Dan - this is a fantastic bit of prose IMO.

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Dan Keane's avatar

Thanks man! Glad you dug it. Saudade is the greatest travel/life word, I think, even to the point of being a cliche I can't get past...The blur is real, ain't it? Gotta stop and clear my glasses every now and then, and then step back out into the rain. Go get 'em, dual citizens!

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Ben Milne's avatar

Too broke to buy my kids a cucumber

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Dan Keane's avatar

They're expensive, right??? And then yesterday afternoon New World had 'em back down to $4. Still too much. The struggle continues

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Miramartian's avatar

Two dollars @ Pakkies in Kilbirnie, but a one day only price and they weren’t huge. More greetings from Miramar!

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Dan Keane's avatar

Hey Miramartian! Two dollars, not bad. Spring is coming, gotta keep the faith! In a few months we’ll even have some decent zucchini, which I will not call courgettes

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Ben Milne's avatar

Time to start an illegal fake cucumber trade. Painted courgettes. They won’t know the difference. We’ll be RICH!!!

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Dan Keane's avatar

How do we make the little bumps??

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AGB's avatar

Yes and YES!! To everything you wrote. Except the bit about scotch, you can keep that - I'll be drinking Rapa pinot with you when we finally get home :))

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Dan Keane's avatar

Thanks!! Can't wait to see y'all crazy wanderers again. How did this year-plus-whatever-it's-been go so fast? Safe travels out there. Pinot for sure!

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Kimberly Sheridan's avatar

Thank you for this. Hope to meet you, fellow American writer immigrant! Gratitude from Miramar 🖤

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Dan Keane's avatar

Hi Kimberly! Great to meet you here on the 'stack. Waving over the hill. Holler if you're ever in the Wairarapa!

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Karen Gordon's avatar

Oh I love this so much. A few days in Lisbon so far and I relate! Beautiful writing.

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Dan Keane's avatar

Hi Karen! Glad you enjoyed it. Welcome to the life! Keep the party going as long as you can :)

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Brendan Dentino's avatar

Excellent piece, and great metaphor

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Dan Keane's avatar

Hi Brendan! Glad you dig it. Looking forward to reports from your own expat era in Paris!

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Joe Horton's avatar

(I mean they all :)

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John Keane's avatar

Fine, insightful stuff, Dan. At my age now I'll never be an expat (but perhaps a wanna-be). I'm still living in the same country I was born in. But that country and I have slowly gone off in different directions, to different places, leaving me feeling like not an expat but maybe a no-pat. Not attached to any country and unsure how to feel about that.

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Max's avatar

Another gem mate <3

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Bart Schaneman's avatar

Many good lines here. I particularly enjoyed this one:

The sober permanence of the i-word scares the bejesus out of both of us, and our loved ones across the Pacific too.

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Brian Jones's avatar

They’re just carrots! As one of the people who lobbied for you to write this one I say: well done, you didn’t disappoint

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